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Some actors are famous for great lines like ‘Life is like a box of chocolates’. But not me. No, I get ‘Lucifer, you’re my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks’
Richard Speight Jr. (via heyheyitscarly)
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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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fullmetal-alchemist-edward:

batmansleftnipple:

skylarghost:

cloud-bending:

Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.
I can do it.
I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy. 

YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING

well with that attitude you cant

will it bring my mother back

fullmetal-alchemist-edward:

batmansleftnipple:

skylarghost:

cloud-bending:

Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.

I can do it.

I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy. 

YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING

well with that attitude you cant

will it bring my mother back

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inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

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shouldnt:

fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!

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She is no ordinary female — She is an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.!

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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

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winkydean:

shout out to seventeen writing this

winkydean:

shout out to seventeen writing this

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polutropeli:

If you don’t think she’s the cutest puppy in the world, you’re wrong.

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radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*